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As I was cleaning a car I found this on the music screen. I cracked up sooo much. Of course if an iPhone is named "IPenis then of course they are either in love with penises or love to play with thier penis. Just my thoughts. No wonder they tell us to clear all the bluetooth names. So the next person who rents the car doesn't laugh like me. I was getting horny when I saw this. To bad I couldn't go run one out real quick. Had toooo many dam cars to clean. ( I have blacked out the first couple of letters to be anonymous and not reveal the actually persons name)


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